occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
- Pros of listening to Brand New: youre listening to a cool band
- Cons of listening to Brand New: youre probably really sad.
I want you kinda drunk, sorta high and completely on top of me with your tongue in my mouth